O Canada !!!
OTTAWA -- Due to the global war on terrorism, many terrorist organizations have had their finances frozen. Consequently, they have recently resorted to counterfeiting Canadian money.
In a brilliant stroke, the Canadian Government has recently embarked upon a bold new counter-terrorism offensive -- an expedited effort to redesign all of their country's official currency to prevent the radical Islamists ...from even touching it !!!
As a side benefit, this impressive new effort is also viewed as potentially having substantial positive impacts upon Canada's already bustling tourism economy: